funny jokes

[anny feng]

I just read some funny jokes, and share with you. laught with me, friends!
a laugh costs little, but gives more!

1. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....

Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....

2. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'


3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information ing Everytime'!'

Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'


4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'

Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '

Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

AND THE BEST ONE.


6. Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

[jason s]

Nice jokes anny feng, What about this one

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”